I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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