So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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