That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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