Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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