I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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