I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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