my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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