White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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