I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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