Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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