Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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