Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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