How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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