Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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