As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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