Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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