He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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