I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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