Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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