does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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