last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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