Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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