after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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