ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
