North Korea, Best Korea!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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