I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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