Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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