I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Are we still banned from the library?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
