your room smells of hookers.
And success
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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