she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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