the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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