No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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