the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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