Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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