How'd it feel making her break her religion?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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