We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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