I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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