It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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