So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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