thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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