I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
My vagina just clenched in fear
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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