I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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