My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
