sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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