I showed him my bush... on skype.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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