if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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