There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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