Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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