you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
