Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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