when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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