thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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