Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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