Do vagina's smell?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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