Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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